Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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