we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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