Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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