I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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