There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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