i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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