Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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