hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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