she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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