Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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