I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
