You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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