I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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