you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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