did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do plants get herpes?
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