Dual....:-)
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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