i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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