Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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