sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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