He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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