He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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