Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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