Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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