question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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