You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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