highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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