So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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