maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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