At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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