ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
pop tarts are not kleenex
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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