so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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