she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think people are normalizing furries
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