I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
