All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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