So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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