You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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