He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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