thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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