My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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