Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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