I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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