does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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