I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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