Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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