Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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