i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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