Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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