At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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