he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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