he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Enjoy the penises
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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