A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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