Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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