I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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